citrustree asked: So have you gotten any of that PentMate or CraftsHouse slash fic yet? You'd share, right? I mean ... you wouldn't be so cruel as to not to? :D
Fortunately, I have none.
As it happens, Pretty loves blowjobs, too.
(Source: willie2serve)
It’s when you start looking forward to suffering, and when that suffering is sometimes more gratifying than pleasure, that you realize you might just be owned.
Summer job struggles via Craigslist.
- Me: Look! I qualify for this one!
- Craftsmate: Baby, that's clearly an escort service.
- Me: No, stop that. It looks pretty legitimate.
- Craftsmate: Then why do they pay you per "session"?
- Me: Yeah, you know, that word choice bugged me, too.
Not all little girls are bashful and naive.
heading out tonight as I have essentially just finished my undergrad.
Craftsmate makes me green drinks
called ivysaurs because he thinks he is hilarious.
See you all tomorrow morning. Or more realistically tomorrow afternoon.
So, I got my thesis back today and got a really great grade.
Of course this was ruined by one of my readers including misogynist comments in my crit and feeling the need to mansplain something I had researched for months that he “just had a hunch” about.
Nonetheless, a high grade and low expectations for the old boys club which is my department both “satisfied,” so to speak.
(Source: kokobuk)
Modesty’s a sham, sweetheart. Now, smile.
(Source: eggsackley)
And sometimes I am reticent and confused.
(Source: jewist)
- Craftsmate: How would you feel if I gave you a flower for Mother's Day?
- Me: Seeing as I'm not a mother, ominous and weird.
- Craftsmate: That's what I was going for.