May 2013
19 posts
8 tags
May 18th
301 notes
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Summer job struggles via Craigslist.
Me: Look! I qualify for this one!
Craftsmate: Baby, that's clearly an escort service.
Me: No, stop that. It looks pretty legitimate.
Craftsmate: Then why do they pay you per "session"?
Me: Yeah, you know, that word choice bugged me, too.
May 18th
15 notes
6 tags
May 18th
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May 17th
30 notes
5 tags
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Craftsmate: How would you feel if I gave you a flower for Mother's Day?
Me: Seeing as I'm not a mother, ominous and weird.
Craftsmate: That's what I was going for.
May 12th
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Anonymous asked: You're my hero.
May 12th
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“Tentacle porn was pretty formative for me.”
– Shit Craftsmate says.
May 12th
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May 11th
259 notes
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May 11th
754 notes
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May 9th
113 notes
8 tags
May 9th
505 notes
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May 8th
28 notes
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May 7th
15 notes
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May 3rd
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Anonymous asked: You should label your stories, "stories" , I like to come on here and read them but I find myself just scrolling through most of it. I love how you write so I would like to just come on here and read the things you wrote
May 3rd
7 notes
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May 2nd
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April 2013
52 posts
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Craftsmate: Why are you so horny today?
me: I dunno.
Craftsmate: Aww. You don't know..."why ess-acly?"
me: Hmph.
Apr 30th
16 notes
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I need to go hide now.
Because this.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Anonymous asked: Dear Ivy, I hope you won't take this as a personal attack, it's just for the sake of discussion. Related to your Miss Representation post, I have to say you're a little hypocrite in your arguments. You defend a documentary that talks in part about the media setting standards of how a woman should look, but you promote that representation in your tumblr. Most, if not all, of the...
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
47 notes
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Apr 24th
104 notes
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
252,123 notes
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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9 tags
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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joandefers: y0urprotector: You ever stop and watch someone completing the most mundane routine - like grocery shopping, or filling their car with gas again and again and again - and question how dare they mistake these movements for living? Then ask yourself why you do the same?  The question here is really less “How DARE someone assume they are living as the go forth collecting food and...
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Anonymous asked: Ok, I'm sorry.. I clearly misunderstood the situation. I never said you had to prove anything. And I got the part where you had a daddy too. So, yeah you have all that ok in theory, but why did you get jealous when Craftsmate flirted with another girl since you are ok with the idea? I don't need an answer. You may even delete the message the moment you receive it. Just consider this...
Apr 17th
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Anonymous asked: I can totally relate to the whole "jealousy" issue.. There is one thing I don't understand, why are you referring to yourself as poly amorous when you clearly are monogamous? I don't say it as an insult. I am monogamous too. Sorry for questioning as an anon , I just don't have a tumblr:)
Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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7 tags
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
3,761 notes
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A kitty, you say?
As in a genuine, lives in boxes, source spends all day grooming, eats only the fanciest feasts, and manages to find herself in the most curious of places, kitty? (Above submitted by whyexactly.) —- I can neither confirm nor deny this. But there is some strong evidence.
Apr 10th
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