December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Congratulations for your marvelous tumblr ! We are a french married couple and we "adore" your pics and comments. Made love watching one of your posts last evening (guess which one... ?) Kisses from France, Carine et Alain
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Excited Texting.
Me: IT HAPPENED.
Me: I HAD A DREAM.
Me: AND KANYE WAS IN IT.
SG: DID YOU FUCK KANYE WEST?
Me: NO. NO.
SG: DAMMIT, IVY.
Me: WE JUST MADE OUT A LITTLE BIT.
Me: AND MADE GARLIC BREAD.
SG: THAT'S SO HOT.
SG: ...garlic bread?
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Him: I just envisioned your sexuality in the role of Godzilla laying waste to Ivy University. It’s a horrific image.
Me: Wow.
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I’m glad we can sit here and make jokes about my vagina.
– Actually said this to SG the other day. I really have no shame and no desire to explain myself.
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honeybunnypie asked: Hell Ivygirl, you knocked it out of the park. Teach me your ninja ways.
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