Think Ivy Kink

May 18

Summer job struggles via Craigslist.

May 17

Not all little girls are bashful and naive.

Not all little girls are bashful and naive.

(via nextchaptersamebook)

May 16

heading out tonight as I have essentially just finished my undergrad. 

Craftsmate makes me green drinks 
called ivysaurs because he thinks he is hilarious. 

See you all tomorrow morning. Or more realistically tomorrow afternoon.

heading out tonight as I have essentially just finished my undergrad.

Craftsmate makes me green drinks
called ivysaurs because he thinks he is hilarious.

See you all tomorrow morning. Or more realistically tomorrow afternoon.

May 14

So, I got my thesis back today and got a really great grade. 

Of course this was ruined by one of my readers including misogynist comments in my crit and feeling the need to mansplain something I had researched for months that he “just had a hunch” about. 

Nonetheless, a high grade and low expectations for the old boys club which is my department both “satisfied,” so to speak.

So, I got my thesis back today and got a really great grade.

Of course this was ruined by one of my readers including misogynist comments in my crit and feeling the need to mansplain something I had researched for months that he “just had a hunch” about.

Nonetheless, a high grade and low expectations for the old boys club which is my department both “satisfied,” so to speak.

(Source: kokobuk, via illeatyrfuxkingsoul)

Modesty’s a sham, sweetheart. Now, smile.

Modesty’s a sham, sweetheart. Now, smile.

(Source: eggsackley, via pretty-follies)

And sometimes I am reticent and confused.

And sometimes I am reticent and confused.

(Source: jewist, via pretty-follies)

May 12

Anonymous asked: You're my hero.

Pshhhhhhh.

May 11

“Tentacle porn was pretty formative for me.” — Shit Craftsmate says.

My body looks a lot like this girl’s body more or less. Especially in the leg region. And there is something stupidly reassuring about seeing your own body in pictures on here. 

I have what my boyfriend refers to as tapered thighs. I have really muscular, slim calves and then a donk and a half as far as a butt. As a  result, the back of my thighs look more triangular than rectangular, so to speak. Or, at least, they aren’t straight up and down. 

And to see a girl with legs like mine all tied up and giving a wicked eyefuck is pretty damn awesome. It’s like stupidly validating that my body isn’t absurd or ridiculous. 

Except a certain somebody confirms that mine are more muscular. So there.

My body looks a lot like this girl’s body more or less. Especially in the leg region. And there is something stupidly reassuring about seeing your own body in pictures on here.

I have what my boyfriend refers to as tapered thighs. I have really muscular, slim calves and then a donk and a half as far as a butt. As a result, the back of my thighs look more triangular than rectangular, so to speak. Or, at least, they aren’t straight up and down.

And to see a girl with legs like mine all tied up and giving a wicked eyefuck is pretty damn awesome. It’s like stupidly validating that my body isn’t absurd or ridiculous.

Except a certain somebody confirms that mine are more muscular. So there.

(Source: welldeservedrestraint, via character-less)